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How to make the awesomest costume you've ever seen

Materials
flour
water
chicken wire
a short temper
paint

Directions
1. First mold the chicken wire in to it’s desired shape. Easy right? Sure it is. Just make sure that after three hours of bending and twisting, you throw the entire thing across the room and start yelling that you “can’t do anything right.”

2. Make your husband reassure you that this is the best looking sculpted chicken wire thing he’s ever had the honor of sharing a room with.

3. After your short temper tantrum, tell yourself to stop being a baby and mix the paste for paper mache

4. Get your cat to stop eating the paste.

5. Get your cat to stop eating the paste.

6. Lock your cat in the bathroom.

7. Rip out strips of newspaper, dip them in the paste and stick them to your mold. Repeat…every night, four hours a night, for three weeks.

8. Paint it.

9. After you paint it, realize that your mask is ridiculously bumpy. Before you throw it across the room, make your husband tell you how unbelievable your talents are. Set it down, slowly.

10. At the very last minute, buy a suit jacket, pants, felt, extra material, a glue gun, and extra glue sticks. Glue everything together.

11. You’re done! Go to your party!

12. Get mad every time someone else gets a complement.