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Thank you Napoleon Dynamite , for reminding everyone that America loves tator tots.
Today at closerlook, half of the office is indulging in tator tot pizzas from Quenchers, a Logan Square eatery and booze-ery. While this is almost everyone’s maiden voyage into tater tot pizzaville, I have crash landed there many-a-vodka filled nights. These pizzas are quite possibly the best food ever invented, besides McDonald’s McGriddles of course.
I implore you, urge you, beg you, from the bottom of my…er…stomach, if you are within 50 miles of Quenchers, get in your car and drive there. Now.
Did I mention it comes with a side of sour cream, for DUNKING?
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I’m within 50 miles!